Tuesday, August 19, 2008

My Precious Mullet!!!

If Gollum had been the beneficiary of better fortune and not descended into madness as a result of the Sauron's ring we can imagine all of the great things he would have done with his life.

Graduating in 1990, Gollum was profoundly affected by the fall of the Soviet Union and spent the summer travelling in Europe. While in Italy, Gollum watched West Germany defeat Argentina in the world cup.

Gollum would later pursue a degree in Public Policy and Conflict Analysis leading to a prominent career as a negotiator. Most notably, Gollum successfully brokered the Dayton Accords and then promptly threw Slobadan Milosevic into a pit of molten lava.

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